Plain Color Tumblr Themes

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

cumbermoonfall:

anusing:

do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

its called faith

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

meanplastic:

waking up in the morning for school

image

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money